Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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