so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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