wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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