"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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