Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have aggressive nipples.
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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