my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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