I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Come on in and take your pants off
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