ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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