Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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