seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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