Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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