I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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