my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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