she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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