ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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