I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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