I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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