You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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