Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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