God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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