Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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