you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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