okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
