No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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