That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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