can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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