Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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