it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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