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(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...

(603): View more from New Hampshire

dibs.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.

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(631): View more from New York

I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick

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(630): View more from Illinois

my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.

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(510): View more from California

I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!

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