Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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