he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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