if only i could text you this smell
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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