Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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