It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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