I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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