he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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