Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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