So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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