And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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