Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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