There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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