i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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