Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.