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• (440): View more from Ohio

  It looked like if robin williams had a vagina

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face

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• (310): View more from California

  Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.

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• (585): View more from New York

  N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"

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• (760): View more from California

  Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?

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  Yup I waved.

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