found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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