she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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