I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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