i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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