We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
