theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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