Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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