i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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