i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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