I bet he comes in French.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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